EddieArgos

lofipunkrockmotherfucker: Death To Everything (That Is Not...

Tue, 22 Jan 2013 18:22:11 -0500

lofipunkrockmotherfucker:

Death To Everything (That Is Not Guitar Music)

Album HERE

Painting HERE

Another song from my Motherfuckers.

lofipunkrockmotherfucker: A Motherfucking Lo Fi Video. Album...

Mon, 21 Jan 2013 17:10:57 -0500

lofipunkrockmotherfucker:

A Motherfucking Lo Fi Video. Album HERE Paintings HERE

lofipunkrockmotherfucker: Wam! Bang! Pow! Lets Rock Out. Album...

Mon, 21 Jan 2013 09:52:51 -0500

lofipunkrockmotherfucker:

Wam! Bang! Pow! Lets Rock Out.

Album available HERE

Paintings available HERE

Motherfuckers don’t do press releases.

Ho Ho Ho. A CHRISTMAS...

Mon, 26 Nov 2012 08:11:15 -0500

Ho Ho Ho. A CHRISTMAS SHOP http://the-eddie-argos-resource.blogspot.de/2012/11/fun-sized-paintings_17.html

Fun Sized Paintings.

Mon, 26 Nov 2012 08:01:38 -0500

Hello. Christmas is coming (well it’s about a month away) and I’ve decided to make some stocking sized paintings again.

I’ve made smaller versions of Formed A Band

and Abstract Expressionism Is A Mess.

They are in acrylic paint on 18 x 24 cm Canvas and cost £35 including postage to anywhere in the world.

If you would like to buy one email me at eddie.argos.resource@gmail.com

You can also still buy the original sized paintings from my shop which is HERE or if you would like a smaller version of something you see there I can probably do that too.

Some of THESE THINGS are also still for sale.

Ho. Ho. Ho.

lofipunkrockmotherfucker: Pull Out Posters Fucking...

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 04:07:43 -0400

lofipunkrockmotherfucker:

Pull Out Posters Fucking Rule!

Remember pull out posters? Perhaps the NME still has them I’m not sure I haven’t read it in so long..

Anyway if I had a magazine -which at the present time I unfortunately do not- I would fill the middle of the magazine with pull out posters to save me having to write anything on those pages. However my pullout posters would not be of scowling boys holding guitars that is boring and has been done to death my posters would have thinly veiled threats on them and probably a lot of swearing.

In fact I have decided that I am not going to let the fact I don’t have a magazine deter me from releasing a pull out poster. I am going to release the first pull out poster by itself, sans magazine. You can use your imagination to figure just out how awesome the actual magazine would be if it existed. You can even make up the name.

My first pull out poster is taken from my very popular painting ‘Death To Everything That Is Not Guitar Music’ the camera did a weird thing when I took the photo and made this rather nice collage effect.

It is on A3 glossy paper and will be folded in half with staple holes in the middle. It will also be signed by me and numbered as Pull Out Poster From Hypothetical Magazine.

If you are interested in buying a poster from a hypothetical magazine you can email me at eddie.argos.resource@gmail.com

They are 10 pounds ( a lot of which is postage) to anywhere in the world or 6 Euros from the Lo Fi Punk Rock Mother Fuckers show at White Trash on Friday.

Also if you would just like it as a poster (its on good quality paper) I can write ‘I have no imagination and don’t like the idea of a hypothetical magazine’ on it roll it up carefully and send it to you in a tube for £12 (including postage)

(if you would like some swearing on it, I can probably add the word fuck with a pen too)

lofipunkrockmotherfucker: The first Eddie Argos and The Lo-Fi...

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 04:06:38 -0400

lofipunkrockmotherfucker:

The first Eddie Argos and The Lo-Fi Punk Rock Mother Fuckers show was a succes. We got paid before we played and played for less than we should have. Perfect.

Our next show is also at White Trash Fast Food playing with brother Punk Rock Mother Fucker Keith Top Of The Pops.

Keith normally plays with at least 20 other musicians but because of all the part time drinkers heading off to Octoberfest* flights to Germany are expensive at the moment so Keith is playing by himself. It will be fucking great.

Keith shares the same casual Lo-Fi ethos as the rest of The Mother Fuckers, no sound checks, doing what the fuck you want etc. So he seemed the perfect choice for the first of what I have decided to call a ‘Lo-Fi Punk Rock Mother Fucking Radio Session’

Keith has recorded four of his songs directly into his laptop in his front room and everyday I’m going to put one up here.

Today’s song is ‘Pretentious Title TBC’

It is from his debut album which you can buy HERE

Keith Top Of The Pops and Eddie Argos and The Lo-Fi Punk Rock Mother Fuckers are playing together at White Trash Fast Food Friday 28th September. Come and get drunk.

*There is nothing worse than the people who decide once a year that drinking is a fun thing to do. These foul people get in the way of us seasoned drinkers. They clutter up the pavement as they stumble around glassy eyed their bodies unable to stand the amount of drink they have imbibed, they are an ugly sight. Ocotberfest is full of these cunts. They need to leave drinking to the professionals, understand that it is a full time job and to stay the fuck out of my way.

lofipunkrockmotherfucker: The first Eddie Argos and The Lo-Fi...

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 12:43:15 -0400

lofipunkrockmotherfucker:

The first Eddie Argos and The Lo-Fi Punk Rock Mother Fuckers show was a succes. We got paid before we played and played for less than we should have. Perfect.

Our next show is also at White Trash Fast Food playing with brother Punk Rock Mother Fucker Keith Top Of The Pops.

Keith normally plays with at least 20 other musicians but because of all the part time drinkers heading off to Octoberfest* flights to Germany are expensive at the moment so Keith is playing by himself. It will be fucking great.

Keith shares the same casual Lo-Fi ethos as the rest of The Mother Fuckers, no sound checks, doing what the fuck you want etc. So he seemed the perfect choice for the first of what I have decided to call a ‘Lo-Fi Punk Rock Mother Fucking Radio Session’

Keith has recorded four of his songs directly into his laptop in his front room and everyday I’m going to put one up here.

Today’s song is ‘Pretentious Title TBC’

It is from his debut album which you can buy HERE

Keith Top Of The Pops and Eddie Argos and The Lo-Fi Punk Rock Mother Fuckers are playing together at White Trash Fast Food Friday 28th September. Come and get drunk.

*There is nothing worse than the people who decide once a year that drinking is a fun thing to do. These foul people get in the way of us seasoned drinkers. They clutter up the pavement as they stumble around glassy eyed their bodies unable to stand the amount of drink they have imbibed, they are an ugly sight. Ocotberfest is full of these cunts. They need to leave drinking to the professionals, understand that it is a full time job and to stay the fuck out of my way.

lofipunkrockmotherfucker: What happened to having musical...

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 18:43:01 -0400

lofipunkrockmotherfucker:

What happened to having musical genres? People nowadays seem content to say they like all kinds of music. It’s fashionable to have a broad musical taste. I say FUCK THAT BULLSHIT. I didn’t spend my adolescence getting beaten up for not liking dance and chart music to suddenly concede when I reached my thirties.

I only like guitar music and everybody who disagrees with me is a cunt. This is the way I felt then and I’m sticking to it now.

I’ve made this adorable painting to hammer my point home. In fact I have individually hand made and numbered 20 of them. They are in acrylic on a canvas that is 18 x 24cm and cost £30 each including postage.

You can email me at eddie.argos.resource@gmail.com if you are interested in buying one.

Death To Everything (Except Guitar Music) is also the name of a song by my new side project Eddie Argos and The Lo Fi Punk Rock Motherfuckers.

I’ve been moving house and because of that I have some...

Mon, 30 Jul 2012 19:29:02 -0400

I’ve been moving house and because of that I have some paintings for sale.

The one in the photo is one of my Moved To LA paintings. I made some smaller replicas but this is the original. It’s 270 pounds for both the canvases and that includes postage to anywhere in the world.

I also have a few of the Everybody Was In The French Resistance…Now T-Shirts left that I was selling you can see them HERE

Also my very lo-fi shop is HERE

If you are interested in any of it you can email me at eddie.argos.resource@gmail.com

Some Things For Sale

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 07:39:38 -0400

Hello. I’ve barely used this blog recently. I’ve been writing a book. I’ve very nearly finished the first draft. It feels pretty good.

Anyway I’m moving house so I thought I’d come here and try and sell some things so I don’t have to move them.

First of all I have this bloody massive painting called Abstract Expressionism Is Harder Than It Looks (Lots Of Fun Though) it costs 350 Euro and should probably go to some one in Berlin or nearby as the shipping will be loads. If you live in Berlin I can drop it off round your house providing you give me a cup of tea for my trouble when I get there.

If you like the painting but live miles away I can make a version that is a more reasonable size (16” x 18”) and post it to you for £67.50 (including P&P) in the abstract expressionist colours of your choice.

I also have other paintings for sale HERE

Secondly. I’m not sure if you remember my woefully under appreciated concept pop band Everybody Was In The French Resistance…Now.

Well I have a box of Merch in my house.

I have one of the white t-shirts (Large)

Some of the green ones (Large, Medium)

and a few of the CDs.

Everything will come with a signed Everybody Was In The French Resistance…Now poster that looks like this (but with a signature on it)

For the T-Shirts it is £22.50 and for the CD’s £15.50 (including Postage)

If you are interested in buying any of these things you can email me at eddie.argos.resource@gmail.com

(I apologise that I am posing like a catalogue model in some of those photos)

My Sharona/Formed A Band. My friend Micky Ciccone made this mix...

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 14:46:26 -0500

My Sharona/Formed A Band. My friend Micky Ciccone made this mix up of Formed A Band and My Sharona a million years ago, even before Formed A Band came out I think. I just found it in a hard drive Keith TOTP has lent me. So I thought I would share it with you.

Ho, Ho, Ho. I have a few ‘fun’ sized paintings for...

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 07:46:42 -0500

Ho, Ho, Ho.

I have a few ‘fun’ sized paintings for sale. Over on my Blog

http://the-eddie-argos-resource.blogspot.com

There are only a few left.

Are you really dyspraxic?

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 20:11:23 -0500

What a strange question. Yes I am, very much so.

And also The Black Arts ‘Christmas Number One’

Fri, 02 Dec 2011 08:32:04 -0500

And also The Black Arts ‘Christmas Number One’

It’s December so you can all start listening to Countdown...

Fri, 02 Dec 2011 08:29:42 -0500

It’s December so you can all start listening to Countdown To Christmas by Glam Chops, constantly. Download it here http://www.reverbnation.com/glamchops (obviously in much better quality than the audio on the video)

I’ve recently been convinced that Paul McCartney died and...

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 13:52:30 -0400

I’ve recently been convinced that Paul McCartney died and was replaced in the late 60’s by a double. My friend Andy convinced me. This is the final damning piece of evidence.

I love Akira The Don.

Tue, 13 Sep 2011 18:34:47 -0400

I love Akira The Don.

Daniel Johnston - The Beatles. This is a very boring thing to...

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 12:28:08 -0400

Daniel Johnston - The Beatles.

This is a very boring thing to admit but Im not very keen on The Beatles. I don’t think they are awful or anything. It’s just not for me. I think my friend Dave Newton sums it up best when he says ‘The Beatles don’t need me, they have got enough fans’.

I love this song about The Beatles though.

The vague urge I have to listen to The Beatles after I hear this song is probably the closest I will ever get to being a fan of theirs. It makes me want to like them as much as Daniel Johnston likes them. I love Daniel Johnston for that.

Here is a video of sorts to go with Ian and mine’s cover...

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 17:38:27 -0400

Here is a video of sorts to go with Ian and mine’s cover of The Littlest Hobo.

Art Brut are on tour again soon, you can listen to this whilst you read our tour dates HERE